Monday, March 11, 2013
And That's Why I Killed Him
ME: Today is Douglas Adams' 61st birthday and...
HIM: Oh no! Did we send him a card?
ME: No, cause he's dead. But anyway...
HIM: I didn't even know he was sick.
ME: It's Douglas Adams' 61st birthday and Google has a doodle.
HIM: Who is Doug Adams?
ME: Seriously? You know, Douglas Adams??!!
HIM: Grizzly Adams?
HIM: The Addams Family?
ME: *sigh* No. Just think about it a minute. Douglas Adams....Towel Day....get it?
HIM: No. Who is Doug Adams?
ME: Douglas Adams...Hitchhiker's Guide the Galaxy. Towel Day. Now you get it right?
ME: Well, when you're cool, you always know where your towel is. Douglas Adams is a big deal.
HIM: Yeah, for geeky people like you.
ME: But didn't you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
HIM: I tried once, but it sucked.
ME: And that's why I killed him, Officer.